I’m not a huge stickler about using proper grammar. I’m really not. I have been known to occasionally split an infinitive. Ending a sentence with a preposition isn’t something that I get angry at.
Considering my lackadaisical attitude toward grammar my writings might even contain a dangling participle or two.
Can we draw the line at inserting a modifier into the middle of a word?
If not, I would like to suggest some equally descriptive phrases.
a wow stonishing
a loud nnouncement
the great saurus
a flat bdomen (the b is silent)
Feel free to use these new phrases in ordinary conversation. People might think you’re weird, but that’s a whole nother issue.
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