I just thought I’d give a shout out to those people who have made my life more interesting lately. You have gone above and beyond in contributing to the epic story of my wanderings on this planet.
Guy who took my shampoo and conditioner from the gym
You could have left it in the shower. You could have taken it to lost and found. You could have put it in a locker. Yet you decided to take my shampoo and conditioner home with you to save a few bucks. Way to go.
Guy who always thinks I’m hitting on his girlfriend
OK. Maybe I was hitting on her the first time. Now I do it just to watch you get all riled up. It entertains me.
Chick whose name I can’t remember
You know who you are.
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